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drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via jessesantana)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via jessesantana)

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

jeankd:

lamiroirr:

modifiedwh0re:

springwise:

Necklace fake-calls wearers’ mobiles as an excuse to leave uncomfortable situations
Women experience street harassment on a regular basis, but it takes many forms — some subtle and some less so. We’ve already seen Cuff jewelry include a discreet smart rape alarm that can be activated in the case of an actual street attack, but now Guardian Angel is a necklace or bracelet that can trigger a fake call to wearers’ cell phones to give them an excuse to remove themselves from an uncomfortable situation. READ MORE…

Or they could just say you creep me the fuck out and then leave?..

Not everyone can say “leave me alone you freak”. I’m sure women were attacked for saying that.

I’ve been threatened with violence for just ignoring a group of dudes everyday. “You keep ignoring me and see what happens to you, bitch”. I had to start taking the long way home, until I was stalk from 141st Harlem all the way to Utica Ave Brooklyn. There’s no safe space. 

Women are murdered and attacked for rejecting men every single day, so no, they can’t just say “you creep me the fuck out” and leave. 

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

jeankd:

lamiroirr:

modifiedwh0re:

springwise:

Necklace fake-calls wearers’ mobiles as an excuse to leave uncomfortable situations

Women experience street harassment on a regular basis, but it takes many forms — some subtle and some less so. We’ve already seen Cuff jewelry include a discreet smart rape alarm that can be activated in the case of an actual street attack, but now Guardian Angel is a necklace or bracelet that can trigger a fake call to wearers’ cell phones to give them an excuse to remove themselves from an uncomfortable situation. READ MORE…

Or they could just say you creep me the fuck out and then leave?..

Not everyone can say “leave me alone you freak”. I’m sure women were attacked for saying that.

I’ve been threatened with violence for just ignoring a group of dudes everyday. “You keep ignoring me and see what happens to you, bitch”. I had to start taking the long way home, until I was stalk from 141st Harlem all the way to Utica Ave Brooklyn. There’s no safe space. 

Women are murdered and attacked for rejecting men every single day, so no, they can’t just say “you creep me the fuck out” and leave. 

(via toxicnotebook)

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